• CrunchSamaritan: Reporting stolen double bass in Santa Barbara

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    Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

    Are you in Santa Barbara? Have you seen a suspicious double bass floating around — possibly stolen from a church sanctuary?

    Poor Kim had a boatload of gear stolen from the Free Methodist Church, including a big tan vintage double bass, a big green amp, and a bunch of other stuff. Click through for the business.

    From Kim Collins:
    Dear Friends & Musicians,

    Today (10/6) sometime between 2:00-5:30 p.m. my acoustic bass and 2 amplifier
    rigs were stolen from the stage of the Free Methodist Church, 1435 Cliff Dr.,
    Santa Barbara, CA. The main sanctuary doors are always unlocked during business hours, and we
    speculate that someone must have seen me bring the equipment in this a.m. (I
    normally don’t bring my own rig from home) and waited their chance for when
    the church was quiet. It would have taken 2 trips to get all this stuff (or 2
    people) and someone knew how to release Neutrik twist-lock cables from their
    sockets to grab the stuff quickly. I filed a police report as soon as I
    discovered the theft, but I would appreciate you all forwarding this to as many
    people as you can think of who can be on the look out (pawn shops/ebay/Craig’s
    List/music stores/etc.) to see if I can recover the much valued tools of my
    trade (especially the bass, as it has great sentimental value as well) Here are
    the descriptions:

    KAY M1 3/4 SIZE DOUBLE BASS: circa 1950’s, tan finish (probably was blonder
    in early years) rather worn-esp. on body by fingerboard where thumb & fingers
    follow through. It has some unique modifications: the original brass tuning
    keys mounted on matching plates (Tyrollean style) have been replaced by
    individual nickel plated tuners mounted on custom cut wood veneer plates that
    don’t match the rest of the wood either in color or grain. Also, the back and
    belly have had their edges sanded down & refinished to be level with the binding
    around the body EXCEPT in the ‘C’ curves of the bouts where the edges still
    protrude past the binding. I had mounted an Underwood pickup and a Countryman
    Isomax condenser mic in the bridge. Both a 1/4” and XLR connector are lashed
    to the tailpiece with black elastic hair ties. I also had a bow quiver mounted
    uniquely to the tailpiece, but these things would be easy to remove. The tuning
    keys and sanded edges you couldn’t hide. One more thing: I had made an endpin
    out of a thick dowel rod painted black that was nonadjustable. It has a
    standard silver hose clamp around the top to keep it from cracking.

    GLASSER FIBERGLASS BOW: French style, 45+ years old, chocolate brown paint,
    well worn (present from my dad)

    BLACK NYLON BASS BAG: chrome hardware, bow pocket on front, zippered utility
    pouch on lower front, double ‘D’ rings on back to adjust straps. One unique
    feature: I had bolted a 3” round rubber foot to the bottom to protect the
    zipper from wear.

    ACOUSTIC IMAGE BASS AMP: Clarus II model-2 inputs (1/4” & XLR) These units
    are not available in most mainstream music stores-dual level, about the size of
    a cigar box, with a handle on top level and controls on lower. The thief
    didn’t take the padded bag that goes with it.

    AMPEG 110H SPKR. CAB: black ‘fuzzy’ covering, about 16” cubical with a
    slightly rounded-up face. 10” woofer & 2” tweeter inside. Grayish metal
    grille plate with the Ampeg logo on front, variable tweeter control dial on
    back.

    CARVIN AG100D GT./KEYBD. AMP: 12” woofer & 2” horn. 3 channels w/ 5 band
    graphic EQ. These units are most distinctive for their forest green vinyl
    covering.

    It’s late and I’m tired-I probably forgot some details, but I wanted to get
    this out ASAP. I haven’t had time to dig around my records for serial
    numbers. When I find them, I’ll send them on.

    I would appreciate this list going as far and wide as possible, as I realize my
    stuff could already be in LA, SF, San Diego or Timbuktu by now. So if you could
    take a minute to think of who might be a good “relay person” and send it on,
    I’d be grateful. Those of you who have special instruments know that it feels
    less like theft and more like kidnapping when you have one taken!

    Thanks & Blessings To You,
    Kim Collins

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