Let’s play a game: is this thing, the Sega Vision, real or not? It looks pretty damn clunky to have been designed any time in the last five years, hat’s for sure. Be that as it may, the Register swears up and down that’s it’s real as can be, and that Sega plans to release it “early next year” in the UK.

The system is being planned as a “PSP killer” of sorts, and we all know how well “whatever killers” end up. It’s said to have a built-in TV tuner, and is designed to play movies and be your all-in-one mobile entertainment hub.

Sega, we already have mobile entertainment devices. They’re called cellphones.