You know things are goin’ awry when your employees interpret “Confidential and proprietary material for authorized Verizon Wireless personnel and Agents only” to mean “Send this to the Boy Genius immediately.”

The document pretty much rounds up every nit pick the blogosphere has had with the iPhone 3G since day one — faux price drops, whonky data plans, etc — and presents it in easy-to-follow form for the sake of agents trying to persuade folks to stick with the ol’ VeeZeeDub.

I’ll let you peruse it to your likings but, when it comes right down to it, Verizon’s just bummed they can’t put “MYTH: VERIZON DOESN’T SELL THE IPHONE” on there.

[Via BGR]