We know why you need one of two Agent 18 iPhone 3G ClearShields: you dip your iPhone in bacon fat. Don’t worry. Intern Mosley does it too. It’s fine. Just don’t get any on your good coveralls.

* Clear and durable plastic construction
* Easy access to all connectors and touch screens
* Unobstructed opening to camera lens for clear picture taking
* Docks in any Universal Docking device.

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