Soul Calibur IV: Sure, they've got Darth, but what about Blanka!

Sure, you like Soul Calibur but you’re very upset that Mario isn’t a playable character. What to do? Your best bet is to hang out in your living room obsessively creating characters including Solid Snake and Thor using SC’s character creator and then posting the results for all the world to see, proving once and for all that we should reinstate the draft.