The nerve of some people, trying to convince us that a USB drive is “stylish” and/or “fashionable.” Why not sell designer can opener while we’re at it?

Look, it’s the same drive you’ve stored your files on since 2004, only this one is gold-colored and comes in sizes from 1 to 8GB.

When we see this $15 to $55 drive on a catwalk in Milan or Paris, then we’ll happy call it “fashionable.”