While many parents worry themselves to death that they’re going to give their children some sort of weird complex, I say to get it over with early by making your baby wear a toupee. After all, society has it in for bald people – bald babies are likely no different. Look at that kid wearing “The Donald” – ha! What a goof! He looks like Donald Trump if Donald Trump were a small baby-like child. If that baby could talk, he’d probably say “You’re fired!” but instead he’ll probably have to say it using that baby sign language that seems to be all the rage right now.
Currently there are four styles available: The L’il Kim, The Donald, The Bob, and The Samuel L. Each goes for $21.99, future therapy sessions not included.
BabyToupee [via Geekologie]