It’s been far too long since we last hated on Facebook, maybe like a day. So here’s to another!

A footballer in England has created genuine controversy by announcing a potential transfer from Crystal Palace to Fulham on his Facebook profile. The young lad, one Ashley-Paul Robinson, wrote at the weekend, “Ashley-Paul is goin fulham on monday. If i pull dis off im on dis ting,” followed up with “Ashley-Paul is travling 2 Bath With Fulham Fingers Crossed.”

Needless to say, his club isn’t too happy, and has said that he should probably look for a new one. So if that Fulham deal doesn’t go through, this 18-year-old could be SOL.

See how Facebook ruins your life?