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Invites For Jibe Mobile

Listen to the words of the Great Vinnie Mirchandani, who of old was called Artemis, Astarte, Dione, Melusine, Vinvin, Vino, the Mircher, Arienrhod, Brigid, and by many other names:

"Whenever you have need of anything, once in the month, and better it be when the moon is full, you shall assemble in some secret place and install enterprise applications. There shall you assemble, who have not yet won my deepest secrets and are fain to learn all methods of pushing email to handsets and keeping the CEO happy.

"We call on Apple to let us be free from slavery, and as a sign that you be free you shall be naked in your rites. Sing, feast, dance, make music and love, all in My presence, for Mine is the ecstasy of the spirit and Mine also is a really cool SDK that is almost platform independent for you can sync with Outlook and Exchange. For My law is love unto all beings and my iPhone is a great enterprise platform.

"Mine is the secret that opens upon the door of Windows Mobile, and Mine is the cup of wine of life that is the Cauldron of Enterprise Programming that is the holy grail of remote wipes and software roll-outs. I am the Gracious Goddess who gives the gift of XServe unto the heart of mankind.

With apologies to these folks

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