I like the look of this thing better. Looks more like my guitar, which I think is good because my guitar is good-looking, even if I can’t play it worth a damn. As you can see, it’s got a knob to serve as a whammy bar (I’m guessing), as well as a touch-sensitive bar for bending and sliding notes and even an accelerometer to activate your thrashing super powers.

Nice little racket they’ve got going on here! New game, new controllers, new accessories. I think console owners just lost the right to complain about the cost of PC upgrades.