I saw this in the SkyMall catalog a few days ago while flying and I thought it was ridiculous. I saw it again randomly on the Internet and decided you guys needed to see it. I’m like that.

It’s a low-quality hearing aid disguised as a Bluetooth headset. But that’s not the interesting part. It’s being marketed as being a headset that will improve your image! Want to look younger? Add this to the side of your head! You’ll look like a douche, sure, but a younger douche. Presto!

To any oldsters reading this: Do not do this. Get the little in-ear hearing aids and keep your self respect.