Does the Bilderberg Group have anything to do with the iPhone?

John Biggs

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Sunday, June 8th, 2008

The Bilderberg Group is meeting in Chantilly, VA right now, right outside of DC, and Bilderberg conspiracists are pretty excited, blaming Hilary’s decision to bow out on the machinations of the secret group.

The Bilderberg Group is a meet-up of all the major figures in media, politics, and finance where all of the decisions that will effect us, the masses, are decided in airy ballrooms in world-class hotels. Sucks for us. My question is this: the event is over today. Could the Bilderberg Group be working with Steve Jobs to activate Mactard chips into every current iPhone, effectively forcing millions of people to buy an iPhone 2 when it is launched next week? Your thoughts?

UPDATE – OMG! Joel at BBG just discovered the truth!

Big coup for Apple in the shadowy world of international cabals: Infowars is running claims from a claimed Apple employee that the U.S. Department of Justice has “placed an order for 125 iPods with ‘Bilderberg 2008′ engraved on the back, shipping to Chantilly, VA.”

via BB

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