If Indiana Jones can come back, why not the first real handheld console?
It’s a Game Boy, on a train to Philly, but it’s not one of the Game Boy Advances or even one of the ones that came after that, it’s just a Game Boy. Green screen, janky volume knob, and two hour, AA-battery-eating life.
What’s better, the Game Boy was being played by a girl. If anyone knows who she is, please give her my email address. I’m single, after all, and she seems to be just my type.