DIY tiny Hummer saves gas, pride

So you want to drive a Hummer, but the $4 a gallon price of gas across the country now has you thinking twice. You could concede and get yourself a Kia. Or you could do as this Brit did and outfit a smaller, more gas-conserving car in a Hummer’s trademark skin.

The fake Hummer — based on a Suzuki, among other parts — is tiny. It gets 60 miles to the gallon and can reach speeds of 100 miles per hour. Will it make up for shortcomings in your manhood? Not a chance.

That being said, in these economic and green-thinking times something this eco-friendly, and cheap, just might get you laid more than a real Hummer ever would. And with a better class of girl, we might add.