Age of Conan patch shrinks characters' boobs, chances of ever seeing them in real life

Straight from the “Time to Leave Mom’s Basement” files comes the story of the shrinking boobs of Age of Conan.

Funcom, developer of the popular new game, released a minor patch for the it recently. While the patch did some fairly mundane maintenance on the game, it had one unintended side effect: the breasts of some female characters shrank noticeably. This, of course, generated much fan outcry, as how can you have realistic medieval battle sim without large-breasted warrior women?

Funcom has promised a new version of the patch will be out soon, and that in the meantime gamer take their characters shopping for new upper armor and relax their backs while they can.