Scorpion logging machine will eventually kill us all

What a pleasant, soothing video of a graceful, six-legged stinger-tailed killing machine used for “logging,” whatever that is. All that needs to be done now is to equip these things with front-mounted lasers and let them loose in a big city.

In a non-paranoid world, this machine is a logging prototype made by John Deere in cooperation with Plustech Oy. It’s not new, either, as these videos have been floating around for a few years. I just want to keep everyone vigilant, though.

via Newlaunches