Tokyoflash Infection

While this watch won’t turning you into fast-moving blood zombie with a maniacal thirst for human flesh, it will turn you into someone who wears a really cool watch. The new Infection features sassy little protoplasms that you decipher by color and the odd band evokes the harsh, biotoxic skin of a bloated, mutated cow. Great for parties!

It costs $139 and comes in silver with a mirrored mineral crystal. Click through to see how to read this monster.