Even if you didn’t mean to kill little Futzy, she’s dead. What do do now? Why burn her up and stuff her in this digital picture frame urn. It comes in oak and walnut and costs $289.95. It holds 256MB worth of pictures — your dog isn’t worth a gigabyte — and has a 7-inch screen. Just wait for that screen to heat up a little and things are really going to be nasty up at the old Walton place.
This thing can hold up to 75 pounds of ash so you can probably drop a couple of animals in there over the next few years, depending on how well you hide the rat poison.