I’m going to post this in its entirety as an example of either the greatest pitch in the world or the mad ramblings of an insufficiently breast-fed misogynist. I’ll let you all decide.

Hello,

Please find a link for a submission to your blog. I have also attached
an image. It is called Boob Art Canvas and is SFW.

http://www.gofrostfire.com/acatalog/Boob_Art_Canvas.html

kind regards
James

It was accompanied by two pictures. The one above and the slightly NSFW one after the jump.

Is there such a thing as a WTFERCOPTR?