Each week a study comes out saying that the radio waves from telephones are going to give us all brain cancer and we’re all going to die. Then, a few days later, another study will come out saying that the shiny radio waves are completely harmless and we’ll live forever as gods. I prefer the latter, but better safe than sorry.

I should get this cellphone EMF detection meter. It’s a hand-help unit right out of Ghostbusterers. It detects RF and EMF (electro magnetic fields) wit the help of a small attached probe. If you have a tinfoil hat-type in the family, this is the perfect Roswell Day gift.