Hold on to your hats as we blast face-first into the whimsical world of laser printers! Samsung has announced the world’s smallest laser printers. That’s right, plural, as in two of them! I don’t know, Samsung. They still look kinda big, unless those girls are both in kindergarten and sitting on a tablet of Advil.

Anyhoo, the CLP-315K (pictured on the right) does 16ppm black and 4ppm color at 2,400 by 600 dpi and the CLX-3175FNK (pictured on the left) handles scanning and faxing. It’s got a USB port that allows you to scan directly to USB memory sticks. Cool.

Not quite sure about prices or availability yet, unfortunately.