Do you have a kid? Does that kid pee? Pick up the My Pee Pee bottle from some insane people who feel that toilets are unsafe.

February 2007, our then two-year old daughter, Sofia, contracted Rotavirus. Though she recovered within a couple of weeks, I was panicked. I became extremely fearful of all toilets and wanted to make sure Sofia had limited exposure to public restrooms. I was particularly mindful of continued good hygiene and simultaneously desired a simpler, cleaner, and more-efficient way for Sofia to use the potty when we were out.

How is this different from an old Poland Spring bottle? By writing the word pee pee on the bottle, you ensure that Dad doesn’t enjoy some of junior’s vitamin water. People are freaks.