Keyboard pants with built-in mouse, NERD ALERT

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Wow, you’d have to be really nerdy to wear these keypants/keyboard trousers. I do a lot of nerdy things but wearing these pants is kind of beyond the pale. That said, how awesome are they? and the built-in mouse? Check out the close-up. Did you notice there are speakers built into the knees?

Great way to pick up girls at a LAN party.

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Update: I’d like to call your attention to the excellent pick-up lines posted below. Thanks, Rudy! They’re very classy.