Transformers All Spark-style USB hub

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Sunday, April 13th, 2008


If you loved the (most recent) Transformers Movie, now’s your chance to show it. Buy a huge cube designed to look like the artifact from the movie. It’s got four USB slots and when you plug in a device, the cube will say some Transformers-related line like “We must protect the All Spark!” or “Bah weep granah weep ninnibon!” — well, maybe not that one, though it would be awesome.

It costs £18, which is somewhere around a million of your American dollars.

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