Comcast is fast for everyone except me, apparently

ccastThis just isn’t fair. CrunchGear reader windexh8er writes in to gloat:

I live in Minneapolis, and my Intarwebs will be getting much faster!

Well good for you, braggart. Our own Devin just got hooked up here in Seattle with a 30Mbps pipe, yet I, living just less than a half mile or less from Devin get a measly 15Mbps for the same price.

Comcast, can a guy get some love here?

Congrats, windexh8er, I’m jealous. There, I said it. Can I come over to download some porn?

And the rest of you, how fast is your Comcast where you are?