Great. Super. Fantastic! As if I’m not neurotic enough, Scienticians or some dudes have postulated that we’re suffering from a new type of mental disorder known as nomophobia — the fear of being without your mobile phone.

No,they’re serious, and I’m afraid I suffer from the affliction.

If I leave my house for an important meeting and I’ve forgotten my phone, I turn around and go get it. I’d rather be late than disconnected.

And my therapist wonders why I can’t get any sleep.