My doctor told me that I should stop smoking and computing unless the PC was releasing at least 45,000 ions per cc of anions. I know, right? First off, who has that kind of time and second off what the hell is an anion?

Well, MSI thinks you might know and is releasing a laptop that exudes fifty thousand ions/cc of anions, which is essentially concentrated ozone. Why? Because it purifies the air and/or could kill you, a la the Ionic Breeze from Sharper Image. Perhaps convergence has gone too far.

MSI develops world’s first anion notebook PR620 [PCLaunches]