Recently in Portland, I stayed at a hotel that featured one channel on its TV system that was just a fireplace burning wood. That’s all: no music, just a close-up of a couple of logs burning.
If this is your idea of a good time, you’ll like this Platronic digital fireplace. Let me type that again because it’s fun: digital fireplace.
It’s and LED screen with a heater, so it will actually be functional, and at $3,150, it’s not much more than a real fireplace.
I can’t wait to see one of these as a backdrop in a porno.