While there’s Xmas irony in people stealing statues of Baby Jesus™, it’s something that’s been done for years. But the organizers of one Florida nativity scene are mad as hell and they’re not going to take it anymore.

Their Baby Jesus™ keeps getting ripped off, even after they nailed it down (again with the Xmas irony), so they’re fitting it with a GPS tracker so that, if stolen again, they can track down their Jesus.

To quote:

I don’t anticipate this will ever happen again, but we may need to rely on technology to save our savior.

Happy Holidays, CrunchGear readers!