Super Smash Bros. Brawl intro video

*Picks jaw up off the floor and changes boxers.

I grew up playing the NES and my favorite game other than Tetris was this robot baseball game, which I’m unwilling to Google at the moment, but after the NES I didn’t really touch any consoles for a few years. I jumped to the Sega Genesis and rocked Sonic like no one’s business, but that soon lost its novelty and it got stolen or I trashed it or something, I don’t remember. Then one day in 1997 I went to a friend’s house and soon became obsessed with Mario Kart for the 64. I had to retire after a while because I was that damn good. It just wasn’t fun anymore. Then in 1999 I found Super Smash Bros. and just about died. I can’t even recall the number of hours I put into that one. So when I found out that Super Smash Bros. Brawl was delayed for the Wii until next year, it broke my heart. And I know it broke many of your hearts, too.

So in the meantime enjoy this video because it’s awesome and Mario still pwns.