I know you read this blog, Mom, to keep tabs on me. And because you’re proud that I’m the only guy here yet to make dick jokes, so I’d like to draw your attention to an auction on eBay.

You might remember when growing up that Knight Rider was one of my favorite shows after the Dukes of Hazzard and The A-Team. I always wanted to drive KITT, and now I can. See, KITT is up for auction, one of the original four used on the show. And there’s only one bid at $20,000! We can do this!

In fact, we can split it. If you just want to give me a $10,000 eBay gift card, I’ll take care of everything else. K?

Thanks Mom, you rule!

Matt

Oh, yah, here’s the auction. [eBay]