Let’s face it. We all have $15 lying around that we wish would go away for no reason, right? What better way to get rid of it than to buy a USB wine dispenser that doesn’t actually do anything? The joke here is the idea that you could go online, order a glass of wine, and it’d pour out of this USB spigot. Très drôle. It’s available in three colors but you’d better get one before the price goes back up to $45 on January 1st, otherwise it’d be a waste of money.