Yeah, just stuck an LCD on there somewhere. Naw, doesn’t matter where.

Apple TV with an LCD screen? Small iPhone memory upgrade? Apparently the Goldman guys have been snorting a bit too much nose candy at their holiday parties and are spouting all sorts of nonsense about Apple’s 2008 plans. Their first prognostication?

Among them is a second-generation iPhone currently in the “final design phase,” the analyst said. The handset is expected to “have a similar form factor as the current version although it could have a different look and will probably include 3G capability.”

Hokey smokes! Stop the presses. Then they’re suggesting that the Apple TV will get an LCD screen and the ultralight will not appear, citing “design issues.” Most importantly, Apple is now a buy according to Goldman, so give them a call and send them some red-hot brokerage fees.

Second-gen iPhone in final phase; Apple TV update planned – report [AppleInsider]