Wal-Mart stays classy

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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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Only 13 more shopping days ’til Christmas and now you know what to buy little Kaytlynn! Wal-Mart is selling these sassy unerpants in little girl size, ensuring that the will-power they’re teaching at those abstinence classes they’re teaching over at the Three Pines Ubermegachurch and Mall won’t go to waste. Granted, it does say “When you have Santa Claus” on the back, but the front is pretty racy, especially for pre-teens.
Who needs credit cards when you have a junior vagina? [Feminisiting]

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