Hey, [insert Canadian slur here], now you can download [funny Canadian show title], [funny Canadian show title], [funny Brazilian show title], and Grey’s Anatomy right to your [Canadian slang for penis] or laptop. You can watch NHL games, some CBC content, and [funny situation involving Canadian wildlife and a Canadian film star's mother or girlfriend] on a steppe outside of [funny sounding Canadian name]. Don’t forget you are far superior to Americans in every way and we love you for you being you.

TV to make its debut on iTunes Canada this week [Ars]