Day of the Ninja! Ninja Gaiden II will destroy you, the world, potentially your parents

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Tecmo just released first videos of the new Ninja Gaiden game for the 360. In it Ryu deals out justice with his fists of fury, kills enemies, and calls Amex when he finds out someone charged something from “Turkish mirrors online” to his credit card and he definitely didn’t buy a Turkish mirror. Is anyone safe from identity theft?