Behold, the Nokia 6263! Not much to look at, but I’m told that deep within its silicon heart lurks the capability to communicate at blinding speeds on a 3rd Generation network that, well, doesn’t exist for it. I feel bad for the poor thing, forced to work at data rates that make it want to flash its own bios. Oh, to join its brethren in two-way video chats and full-featured browsing! You may have heard from a disreputable source that T to the Mo was going to drop a 3G network on December 6. There have been no murmurs and unless the company has hidden this network inside a tiny box behind the CEO’s desk, we doubt it will be popping up as supposed by that loose cannon Hickey.

Classically designed and fully featured Nokia 6263 now available at T-Mobile USA