Hey, Blackwater mercenaries! Sidearms and M16s not fast enough for you during those inopportune moments when you mistake a woman and baby with a gun toting Islamo-fascist? Why not pick up the AA-12, the one way to send your quarry to his or her maker with no messy clean-up afterwords. An advanced lead delivery system, the Auto Assault-12 is perfect for close combat and those moments when you just have to say “Holy crap! Fire!” Now available in black, pink, and Burberry plaid.

via NewLaunches