Show off your insecurities aggressively with this remote

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Nothing says "I have an assload of money" like a $30,000 pure gold remote control. I’d suggest keeping the price tag on this beauty for when you have company over, just so everyone knows that it’s more than a fancy puck-shaped remote. It’s Danish, too, so try to slip that into the conversation somewhere.

Not to skimp on the features, this trouser-snake-elongating device controls "your TV/video/DVD, music/CD, internet, e-mail, CCTV, burglary alarm, lights, curtains, air-conditioning and surveillance of navigation systems." It’ll be available next month.

World’s Most Expensive Remote [Luxist]