Oh Ballmie. Poor Ballmie. Always getting hassled by the media. Some of these quotes are pretty funny, though. My favorites include:
3. "Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches."
7. "Google’s not a real company. It’s a house of cards."
and 8. "There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance."
Ten Absolutely Stupid Quotes By Steve Ballmer [Learn More About Your Linux]