I like to keep things “real,” so let’s get it out of the way right now: this kid is probably smoking cannabis out of a Nintendo 64 controller. Don’t give me that, “it could be tobacco” nonsense, either. He doesn’t look a day over 14, and smoking tobacco out of a pipe (especially a pipe that looks like a cheap St. Marks bowl) doesn’t enter into a man’s conscious until he’s signed his first mortgage papers. What’s not shown is the after-the-smoking-session photos. I guarantee he’s watching “Wheel of Fortune” while trying to spell words in his bowl of cheerios.
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