Yeah this isn’t exactly tech related but we figure we’d warn you of what to expect just in case your wife “accidentally” discovers you had that vasectomy reversed. For only about the price of a high end MacBook, you can discover the joys of life without temptation. Features include silicone molding and proper channels for all your bodily functions. A sturdy stainless steel construction renders shots to the crotch ineffective, and provides for a stylish accent on those summer escapades to the beach.

Male Chastity Belt: Ouch!! via [NerdApproved]