When I first read about Thomas Martel, I thought he was the biggest moron on the place of the planet and many of you agreed. Maybe he was doing it for the publicity or maybe he really needed to have this thumbs shaved down, who knows. I really wanted to kick this guy’s ass, though. What’s the point? The screens are crapping out and you wouldn’t be able to text on it anyways.
Well, the North Denver News has pulled a fast one on us. The Rockie Mountain folk have a sense of humor like us and have revealed that the whole story was fake. Anyone that’s taken anatomy will tell you that your phalanges don’t have muscles. That was fun wasn’t it? Hey NDN, leave the funny to us. We know what we’re doing.
Editor’s Note [NDN]