Do you remember the episode of The Simpsons where Moe opens up ‘Uncle Moe’s Family Feedbag’? The impending release of the Motorola Zante aka Sidekick Slide gives me the same false impression of reality. Moe is still an old crotchety man regardless of the revamped restaurant and gimmick. No offense to Motorola, but they’re a year and a half too late to this party. I sort of dig the black and purple color scheme, but the specs are the same as the 1.5-year-old Sidekick 3 and I don’t care for the sliding screen, either. Danger and T-Mo are really losing it. Pics after the jump.