I love the Japanese. I truly, truly do. Without the historical shackles of prudish American Puritanism, they’ve taken crazy perversion to godhead levels. Take for example this USB keyboard bra.

It is exactly what it sounds like, and if I ever meet a girl who has one of these, I might marry her on principle.

Confidential to John Biggs: Get me one of these and a hottie to model it, and I promise to produce more posts.

Angel Kitty USB Keyboard Bra: Every Geek’s Dream [InventorSpot]