Fat people are totally annoying, right? All fat and out of shape, getting in my way and taking up sooo much space on airplanes. Just enough already. That’s why this chair from—where else?—Japan makes me so damn happy. When normal, good people sit on it, the chair radiates a light blue. When good ol’ Fatsington McFatperson sits down, the chair glows red. Red like the color of apples. Maybe if you’d eat one you wouldn’t be so fat.
Thank you, fuwa pica, makers of such an amazing and long-needed chair.