What’s the point of getting out of bed anymore? We might as well be bedridden for the rest of our lives the way technology wants to improve our otherwise active lifestyles. Sheesh.

The Voice-Command Universal Remote Control. Need I say more? Fine. The latest offering from Hammacher Schlemmer works with your TV, VCR, DVR, DVD, cable box, and satellite by the sound of your voice. It comes pre-programmed with basic commands because, let’s face it, you’re too lazy to even do that. Pick one up now for only $49.95. What do you do when it gets lost in the couch cushions?

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