Apple knows Taoism. Their devices have a yin and a yang and the human isn’t dreaming it’s a laptop, it’s a laptop dreaming it’s a human, dig? That’s why their Universal symbol is a yin/yang. Trippy. So when Microsoft flips the symbol and slaps Vista and XPOffice logos on there, the fanbois go mad with frothing anger. I think Lao Tzu should actually be angry in this situation — after all, both companies are hijacking his teachings to flog software — but that dude has so much inner peace he makes Steven Seagal look like Gonzo.

WTF?