Welcome to another edition of: A Phone We’ll Never See in The US. Our guest today is the LG Shine Titanium Black. The first incarnation of the Shine set the world on fire with its sleek and ‘shiny’ full metal jacket and now LG is hoping douchebags with too much money will spend some more on the hot new color. Of course, the 2-megapixel camera by Schneider Kreuznach, Bluetooth, GPRS/EDGE and MP3 player might have had something to do with its success. The Titanium Black is expected to launch by months end in the UK, France, Netherlands and Austria. Me wants some Shine, NOW!