It’s approximately 134 degrees outside and that got me thinking: what if you put an iPod nano in the microwave? Work with me here, people. Well if you did, it’d look something like this, not all that dissimilar from a Fourth of July celebration held inside Bio Dome. We’re like The N: we go there.

As a matter of fact, a friend of mine actually put his iPod into a microwave in hopes of defrauding Best Buy into giving him a new one. Needless to say, his foolproof story of “it fell” didn’t convince the Best Buy staff. Serves him right.